This is an underground testing facility for experimental atomic bots and metaphors which aren't quite ready for primetime. They may morph, explode, or inexplicably disappear at any time.
INT. CASTLE / DUNGEON / LAB - NIGHT
Door to lab bursts open. Unexpected visitor discovers doctor hunched over some hideous experiment.
Now look here fella. What's really going on down here?
Darling, I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.
(hand to brow)
And that would never do! Just think of all that mess!
But in the meantime ...
... you are welcome to look.